Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Sarah & Sarah Sitting in a Tree: A Conversation

U.S.S. Shipwreck
0800-1200
Cast: Sarah and DJ
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Setting: The livingroom
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Genre: Non-Fiction
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DJ: I don't get that people think that Sarah Palin is hot.
Sarah: I don't either. Did you see those SNL skits from this weekend that she was actually in?
DJ: No.
Sarah: Tina Fey was in them too. She is hot.
DJ:
Sarah: It was funny. Tina Fey as Sarah Palin was at a podium speaking and then Alec Baldwin came up to her and whispered in her ear. Then she said to him, 'the real one?' and started to walk off the stage. The real Sarah Palin was coming onto the stage as Tina Fey as Sarah Palin was leaving and they walk past each other, wearing the exact same thing. Man, Tina Fey looks just like her.
DJ: So do you think Sarah Palin is hot?
Sarah: Oh, no.
DJ: [cocks head slightly, giving Sarah an expression that begs her to consider this further].
Sarah: Oh.
DJ:
Sarah: Well I think Tina Fey is hot because she is smart.
Exit


Sunday, October 19, 2008

Now Taking Energy Supplement Suggestions

U.S.S. Shipwreck
2000-2400
I just figured out which classes I am going to take next semester. 14 credits, Monday through Friday again. This semester is going fast. It's midterm week already. I do have to take my Praxis II exam in a few weeks and that has me on edge. On Monday, I did my first lesson plan that I actually put to use. I taught (I hope), two classes of ninth graders about symbolism in character names. It was fun. I am feeling pretty run down lately. It took everything I had to get up today. I don't sleep much during the week. To stay awake at night, I have been downing massive quantities of Crystal Light's strawberry energy drink. I like Full Throttle, but I don't work out enough to keep up with those kind of calories. I have one double shot espresso to start my day, but it wears off by the time I get to work in the evening. This Crystal Light stuff does keep me awake. I use about four of the little packages each night (10 calories each). I am concerned that it is probably doing damage though. I think it is bad for teeth and gums. I haven't looked to far into it, but I think I'm onto something. My gums are sore sometimes after I drink it and I think tiny bits of my teeth are chipping. I also feel really anxious lately but that just might be my stressful life catching up with me. Only one more year like this and hopefully me and what may remain of my teeth and nerves will be able to take it easy for a while.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

The Bailout, As I Understand It

U.S.S. Shipwreck
1200-1600
During the week, I have 20-hour days fueled and followed by 4 hours of sleep. The only cool thing about this is that I get to listen to podcasts on my ipod for 8 or 9 hours a night. Last night, I was listening to This American Life "#365." And what they did on this episode was break down the "bailout" into terms that even I can comprehend. So I am sending you my understanding of it, here.
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1. Companies borrow money from banks. Example: ABC Company needs $99,000. So they call the bank. The bank then goes out and finds people to make a short-term loan to ABC Company. The bank gets the money and sends it to ABC Company the next day. Then, ABC Company pays back the loan at $100,000 the following day.
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2. Investors began taking out a sort of insurance on some of the more risky loans. Say Investor D loaned ABC Company some money. They aren't sure than ABC Company will be able to pay back the money they borrowed. So what they do is go to Invester E and ask them if they will sort of insure the loan. The agreement goes like this: Invester D will pay Invester E a percentage of the loan every month (like an insurance premium). If the loan gets paid off, Investor E makes money. If the loan goes default, Invester E pays Investor D the amount insured.
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3. Multiple investors can take out insurance on other loans. Say Company ABC has borrowed a lot of money from Investor D. And say that Company ABC is not doing well and it looks like they aren't going to be able to pay it back. Say that Investor F, G, and H get a hunch that Company ABC is going to default on their loan. They can go to Investor E and take out insurance on Company ABC's loan (even though they haven't loaned them any money!) The more at risk a company looks, the higher the premiums are for the "insurance."
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4. These "insurance" plans are Not Regulated. So, if Investors D, F, G and H all have insurance out on Company ABC's loan, Investor E is not actually required to have the money to pay them if the loan goes default.
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5. Why do we care? Because, all of the banks are nervous about who has insurance out on who and they are all scared to loan to each other or anyone else. That means, the economy is freezing up. If people stop expanding companies and start laying people off instead because they can't get the money needed to further their companies, people are not making or spending money. That means more and more people lose their jobs.
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6. There are two Bailout plans. The Paulson Plan means that tax payers buy out these insurance bonds (which are virtually worthless), and the big investors get off without any consequence. The Stock Injection Plan means that the tax payers would be invested more in a way of "preferred stock." The investors that created this mess would lose out on their investments before the tax payers would.
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7. As of Friday, the bill that went to the senate contained "subtle language" that made the bill to be modeled after the Stock Injection plan.
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8. The conservative Republican bastards are doing all they can to change this. .

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

It's A Girl! It's A Boy! It's Me, DJ

U.S.S. Shipwreck
1600-2000

While at a Modest Mouse show last year or so, Johnny Marr and I locked eyes for about 10 seconds. As romantic as that might sound, it was, more of a "Holy crap, we look the same" kind of a moment. I had never seen him before this concert and was a little surprised myself about the strong resemblance. I wonder if he thinks I try to look like him.
This week, I was officially welcomed via text message from Sarah to the world of androgyny. I am studying English-teaching at Boise State. Part of the program includes classroom observation. This semester I am observing a couple of classes at a local junior high school a few days a week. My primary mentor teacher was out all this week. I thought it would be great to visit one of the special education classes while he was gone. I asked one of the special education English teachers if I could come to one of her classes this week. She agreed.
When I got to her class that morning, the students were all pairing up into teams of two for a competetive game involving the eight parts of speech. I sat down off to the side of the room, not at a desk but at a long table against a sidewall, and took out my notebook where I record anything notable during my visits. As the game was about to begin, one of the boys began to anxiously wave his raised hand, trying to get the teacher's attention. She failed to notice him and he was grew more and more nervous until finally she called on him. He said to her, while pointing to me, "Doesn't he need a partner too?" She informed him that I am a "she" and that I was only there to observe today.
On Monday, I am to act out a scene from Shakespeare's Henry V with an assigned group and my newly found gender neutral identity has me feeling a little more than awkward about playing the role of princess Catherine.

Opening Deck Log Poem

U.S.S. SHIPWRECK
0000-0400
USS Shipwreck,
Moored starboardside,
Ficticous harbor 56 in Boise,
Does this ship reside.
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Thoughts and things,
Contains this log,
The author, she be DJ,
Keeper of this blog.
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'Tis a busy time,
The year be 2008,
Filled with school, work and more.
Tired be her normal state.
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Welcome all ye readers,
To the shipwreck called my life,
I hope you all will enjoy,
Hearing of my strife.
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Captain DJ
Commander and Crew